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20
May
09

The Wenger bus is broken, but don’t let the conductor off

Emotions varied whilst i read Matthew Syed’s article in The Times ( i would like to stress, although i do comment on Times stuff quite a bit, i do read other publications) today. His article was based around the dissatisfaction of Wenger at Arsenal and what exactly they were moaning about. In many ways i agreed with him. I didnt agree with his point of playing pretty football is better than trophies in the cabinet but you can’t win them all. It did get me thinking about Arsenal though, specifically since the world seems hell bent on attacking a true genius of the game, have Arsenal fans got amnesia?

It seems so, but i really couldnt point out why. Quite where this dissatifaction has come from is beyond me. I listened to 606 last week and sat angrily whilst an Arsenal fan moaned about a lack of drive, and the clueless nature of Wenger’s tactics. He even had the gall to say that whilst Arsenal might have won trophies in the past, “Wenger had never won the league back to back”. I honestly didn’t know what to think. What more do the Arsenal fans want….blood?

 Stability is the key to a successful football club. Since Arsene Wenger took over at Arsenal he has adopted a world class youth system, been instrumental in keeping the same figureheads at the club and adopted a philosophy at the football club which is rivalled by none and bettered by less than that, and yet they still moan.

The main factor of disharmony seems to be that fact- They havn’t won anaything in four years. In that time, Chelsea have bought big, Man Utd have rebuilt bigger, faster and stronger and Liverpool have increased there spending budget and reaped the rewards, leaving Arsenal slightly aloof of the rest. They have built a beautiful stadium though, which is something.

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Emirates Stadium, this is what Arsenal have done in those four “barren years”

Four years is a long time, for Arsenal it is even longer, and yes, Arsene Wenger should be held accountable for this but simply saying so long and thanks for all the memories is a bit harsh. At some point, Wenger will realise that his current crop of youngsters are not going to bring a third title and he will start to rebuild, which he has promised will start this summer. At some point, he will have to tweak his policies to placate the fans and board and at some point he will have to look at investing in the football team, not just the club.

But tell me Arsenal fans, is there anybody in the world you would rather manage your football club. Everything about modern Arsenal is Arsene Wenger, everything about Arsenal is the future. Simply turning your back on the man that built Arsenal F.C version 2.0 will win you nothing, in the short term and the long term.

The world may have turned a few times in four years, but it never once passed Arsene Wenger by. He’s earned a second chance.

14
Nov
08

Olympic D-Day

So the big day is upon seven sports who are bidding for the chance to compete at the 2016 Olympic games. There are two spots available for the 28 sport extravaganza and the sport’s bidding for the chance to compete couldn’t be further detracted from each other if they tried.

In what promises to be an extraordinary day at the I.O.C Headquarters in Lausanne in which Squash, Rugby Sevens, Karate, Baseball, Roller Sports ( I know…say whaaaat), Softball and Golf  all pitch for the right to compete.

Now, there is no saying what the I.O.C are looking for in the sports however for me there are two sports that stand out in this race. Squash is a highly competitive and exhilirating sport that requires supreme strength of mind and remarkable stamina. The I.O.C have in the past expressed concerns about how it translates to the T.V screens. This is a fair comment because the sport does struggle to show it’s best parts. However, if they are concerned about the T.V viewing figures and the all important bums- on- seats, then i am astounded that they havn’t looked at the values of Table Tennis and Syncronised Swimming. Nothing against the prospective games but they aren’t any more exciting from a spectator’s point of view than Squash is.

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My second vote would be for the Karate programme to be included. I think it’s close with Rugby Sevens but my vote would be based on the simple fact that Karate is a sport that has a internationally developed set-up and is not just a shortened quickened game of a rather more established sport. Put simply, you wouldn’t put in twenty20 Cricket instead of the full game. It doesn’t make sense in the long-term development of the Olympic movement or Rugby Sevens. Golf has a strong case, however Golf is just Golf. It doesn’t really need the Olympic movement for the promotion of it’s sport and there are serious doubts over whether or not tour players would turn up.

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A Golfer playing Golf….yeah i know, boring isn’t it

As for Roller Sports, Softball and Baseball, they don’t stand a chance in my opinion.

What does everybody think will happen?

11
Nov
08

Help, professional footballer stuck on fairground ride

Just seen this. Poor Standard Leige player Dieumerci Mbokani gets stuck on a fairground ride on a Belgian Football show.

Why he was there i don’t know but he manages to get his head stuck. Cue hilarious laughter in the studio with nobody in twenty yards getting close to a straight face for ten minutes.

If only you saw things like that on MOTD.

09
Sep
08

Rock Climbing

Clearly somebody, namely Ozzyfrog shares my passion for the pondering the point of Rock Climbing. Please dont get mis-construed with Hill-walking, which- just about has a point!

However, this post clearly sums up the major flaws in enjoying Rock Climbing!

Now dont get me started on Handball and Extreme Ironing.

RT Wilcock

19
Aug
08

BBC win stating the obvious gold medal

A collective effort from the BBC news staff have sensationally taken gold in the Stating the Obvious final at the Beijing Olympics.

In scenes of abject lethargy outside the Birds Nest Stadium, the British team managed to pull out a fantastic statement of obviousness in their last round with a marvellous ’with British success at the weekend, fears have grown that Britain and the London 2012 Olympics might not have the funds to compete with the Beijing Olympics.’

With that stunning effort, the BBC staff managed to catapult themselves into the first place, ahead of the Japanese who with the Toyko Institute of Science had determined earlier in the competition that “Michael Phelps is really good at swimming.”

It really was a stunning effort which was broadcast live on BBC Lunchtime news and now lifts our gold medal tally to 16.

Well done BBC! You did it for Britain!

18
Aug
08

My trip to Moss Rose

So, my girlfriend supports Macclesfield Town and i went to see them at there home game against Bradford City. Macc Town are the smallest professional club currently playing in the English Football League. They have struggled considerably in recent years however remain one of the most genuine and quiant clubs in the league.

So quiant that access to the club shop( i say shop, its basically a couple of stands in the sammy mcilroy suite) is hinged entirely on somebody answering the buzzer of a ramshackled door.  However when inside the stadium you are greeted by a terrific view of a very good pitch. It’s quite warm at times, i say that simply because a lot of stadiums are ridiculously cold and has a great family atmosphere.

They maybe the poorest of the league clubs and have one of the lowest of supporter fanbase’s, however Macc Town definately remian one of the jewels of the English Football League.

17
Mar
08

St Patricks day annoyance

St Patricks Day is an Irish Festival. It is celebrated in Ireland as its National Day. I understand that, and i can accept it. I am half Irish myself and have a lot of my family living there. I however dont see a need to celebrate it as i am not essentially Irish, having been born in Ashington and raised in several parts of the U.K.

I must stress i have no problem with the celebration of St Patricks Day. If you are Irish!

However, i was in Leicester yesterday and i was amazed to see an Irish Festival in the middle of the City Centre. It seemed like an extremely odd thing to do. Not only because Leicester has hads countless problems with the massive Indian population celebrating Divali and Leicester’s diminuishing population of White British having a problem with that but also because Leicester is an odd place to have one. As far as i am aware, Leicester doesnt have a burgeoing Irish population and it doesnt have a connection with Ireland. Yesterday’s Festival was celebrated by mainly Indians and pissed White British people.

That annoyed me the most, not because they were celebrating it, people can do what the hell they like. However when St Georges day comes next month, i bet you any money that the Leicester City Council wont put on a English Festival to remind everybody that they are in Leicester, a city in the East Midlands of England, and not County Cork in Ireland.

07
Mar
08

Prisoners and Playstations

Had a seminar yesterday. It wasnt a typical seminar i must add. It was Human Rights with Richard Keeble (The Journalist with all the contacts) and it was presentation afternoon.

It wasnt my presentation. Mines next week, however it was some colleagues of mine’s presentation and i must say i was quite interested.

It wasnt intrinsically about Human Rights. It was about the Prison Services. One person raised the question,

Should Prisoners have privileges like Playstations and Day-trips when they are serving a huge prison sentence?

I said yes. In principal i think that the person in prison is likely never to get out and at the end of the day they will spend
the night in prison with those four blank walls staring right at them.
Whereas i have the comfort of the living room afterwards and my warm and homely room.

The question was raised that they are living this life at the
Council’s expense. I again questioned this by saying that i would rather pay my taxes
( i pay very little, considering i’m a tax dodging student) towards
a playstation for some prisoners than funding a there suspended sentences and bail conditions.
I am not naive enough to think that some of my taxes are not going towards that in some capacity
but i do know that a playstation for some prisoners will go further for my taxes than supporting the release of prisoners.

At the end of it all, i put myself in there shoes and thought
“If i was a prisoner who had a life sentence for a crime the only part of the day that i would look
forward to would either be the Playstation or half an hour of saturday night t.v”

In my humble opinion it doesnt matter what they do with there time in
there because they are in there and not terrorising the streets .

09
Feb
08

Meeting the Hitman

Today, I travelled to Manchester United’s Old Trafford Stadium today to go and meet one of my all time heroes Bret “The Hitman” Hart. I queued for nearly 2 hours in a queue which in all honesty was pretty huge. Think of the Oblivion queue at Alton Towers and you will be on roughly the same wavelength as me.

In case you are wondering who the hell the “Hitman” is then let me enlighten you. Bret “The Hitman” Hart was a professional wrestler who had his heyday in the 90’s. His stint in the WWE was one of success, infamy and pure drama and he is widely regarded as one of the best.

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With me being a huge wrestling fan, this was a massive deal for me. After queuing for an awful long time we eventually arrived at the end. I shook his hand, got my promo pic signed and asked him “how his health was?” He replied with a very cool “real good, i feel great.”

When he said this, i looked down and saw that his hands were roughly the size of Bigfoot’s and after glancing up i saw his neck was double the size of my head. He was huge and i was scared.

It was a moment i will never forget. People often see my fascination with Wrestling as something that is very sad. My Mum often questions me, however i really dont care!

Everybody needs an outlet, a m0ment when they can switch off and not think of the world outside. Wrestling is that escape for me and after watching the “sport” for nearly 15 years, meeting one of the greatest wrestlers of there generation is truly an unforgettable moment.

Bret “The Hitman” Hart-

“The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.”

07
Feb
08

Strange but true

Browsing my girlfriends Heat magazine i noticed a page dedicated to spotting Celebrities in the street. There are a few there which you can actually see happening. Like Noel Fielding looking at a retro shop in Carnaby Street or Donna Air in a hip hairdressers in Central London.

However, there was one which i came across which i was completely
and utterly bewildered by. According to Heat
(which you should all know is a fantastic source of news) Pete Waterman, David Cameron
and Amir Khan were seen having a conversation at a formal dinner.

I would have paid good money to see Waterman chunder on about
trains and how much he loves Kylie Minogue (he invented her you know) and Cameron pretending he’s just like us, while Amir Khan(bless him) tried his damnest  figuring out who the hell the people next to him were.

In this crazy world of celebrity which we sadly dont habitate,
there must be some brilliant converstions between celebrities that we dont see.

If you see any…..then let me know!




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