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26
Jan
09

Wrestlings fake ya’ know

Dean Malenko, an unassuming name for an unassuming wrestler. He is also the main crux of my argument when it comes to people saying to me “wrestlings fake you know Rich.”

That statement always annoy me. It’s plain ignorance which breeds that comment and i always think what exactly turns people on and off wrestling. But i digress. Why has Dean Malenko got the answers to my argument about the reality of wrestling.

Well for all of you that don’t know, Dean Malenko was an absolutely brilliant wrestler. He had every move in his locker and could execute them to perfection. It’s these skills that made him one of the most respected wrestlers in the business. So why didnt Dean Malenko become a huge success? Why didn’t Dean Malenko hit the pinnacle of Professional Wrestling?

Along with his brilliant technical wrestling ability, Dean Malenko was blessed with absolutely no charisma or personality. Chants of “bore us, bore us Dean Malenko” followed him everywhere. It was this that hindered him.

Because in case you havn’t noticed, Professional Wrestling is a pantomime. If you have no real discernable talent but can whip up a crowd into a frenzy with your personable style of charisma- step forward The Rock, then you have the wrestling world at your feet.

However flip the coin on it’s head and your going to be a jobber for the rest of your career. The Wrestling business is all about giving the crowd what they want and poor ol Dean Malenko was not what the fans wanted.

This is not all in my argument though. When somebody says that ” Wrestling is fake” i turn around and loudly quip and say “of course it is, because if it wasnt, then they would be dead”. This is a statement that cannot be argued with. If a Wrestletr encountered all of those moves for real, week in and week out for a considerable amount of the year then they would be dead. Suplex, DDT’s, Tombstones and piledrivers are orchastrated in Professional Wrestling in order not to harm somebody. Thats because if they wern’t given the correct due care and attention then the moves could do serious damage. Not something that the WWE really wants to be worried about.

And this coincides with the orchastrated endings which are fixed. Again if you think about it they have to be, because if not then you would have two wrestlers doing perfectly executed moves on each other for several hours. Not really what a Pantomime is all about really is it?

So the next time you turn around and say those insufferable words then just think, Wrestling isn’t real because it doesn’t need to be. Lifes real enough.

29
Feb
08

The Crazy World of Wrestling….

Just reading my issue of Powerslam magazine which in case you didnt know is the best Non Kayfabe (wrestling slang for made up) Magazine currently on sale in Britain.

 Anyway, scouring the back of it and it shows a picture of an exploding ring within a section called “There will be Blood” which showcases the best of Wrestlings gore matches. In the picture is a caption which states “FMW, September 28th 1997: A massive explosion is triggered at the 15 minute mark in the no-rope Electrified Barbed Wire Dynamite Time Bomb Death Match!”

Sweet Jesus….how on earth did that work? Would you only win if the time bomb went off, a chap stumbled back and stepped on the dynamite and landed against the electrified barbed wire and then die……i really have no idea!!

Answers on a post card please

P.S Have a wedding this weekend, not mine i must add but will probably not be on here until Monday.

09
Feb
08

Meeting the Hitman

Today, I travelled to Manchester United’s Old Trafford Stadium today to go and meet one of my all time heroes Bret “The Hitman” Hart. I queued for nearly 2 hours in a queue which in all honesty was pretty huge. Think of the Oblivion queue at Alton Towers and you will be on roughly the same wavelength as me.

In case you are wondering who the hell the “Hitman” is then let me enlighten you. Bret “The Hitman” Hart was a professional wrestler who had his heyday in the 90’s. His stint in the WWE was one of success, infamy and pure drama and he is widely regarded as one of the best.

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With me being a huge wrestling fan, this was a massive deal for me. After queuing for an awful long time we eventually arrived at the end. I shook his hand, got my promo pic signed and asked him “how his health was?” He replied with a very cool “real good, i feel great.”

When he said this, i looked down and saw that his hands were roughly the size of Bigfoot’s and after glancing up i saw his neck was double the size of my head. He was huge and i was scared.

It was a moment i will never forget. People often see my fascination with Wrestling as something that is very sad. My Mum often questions me, however i really dont care!

Everybody needs an outlet, a m0ment when they can switch off and not think of the world outside. Wrestling is that escape for me and after watching the “sport” for nearly 15 years, meeting one of the greatest wrestlers of there generation is truly an unforgettable moment.

Bret “The Hitman” Hart-

“The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.”




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